| Twisted Tonsils |
[Nov. 28th, 2004|07:37 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | achy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Chimaira - Dead Inside | ] |
RAAAGH I am ToxSpore, raging through your vocal cords with unnecesary outbursts, like a prolific airborne Tourrettes virus. Twatmangle.
REALSIDE: Insomnia and learning lyrics, sore throats and vitamin C, honey, lemon and Guinness. Occasional feeding, smoke when opportunity arrives, increasing motivation and pickling peppers and sweetcorn.
SPORESIDE: Began spring cleaning one of the SporeBases, lurking under a Somerset hillside, with various household chemicals. Observe the joy as our organic house melted into a tasty soup - after applying Melon and Secret Banana essence, we've got a fine feed for many a month! Also dissolves carbon based matter into more tasty soup! Joy...
Found Soup, so left the Bananas for a while, replensh the stocks, Release The Spores™! |
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| Retract the retractable retractors! |
[Sep. 29th, 2004|02:59 am] |
| [ | mood |
| | bouncy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Venom - Schizo | ] |
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Callooo! I am Vumniggle the Lard, posted here to guard the Gates of Porpitude. I am lost, do you have any pizza?
REALSIDE
Well, there has been a lapse. There's always a lapse, but I didn't expect it so soon, and for so long.
My other grandmother died since the last entry, (soon after a successful hip replacement op, she simply stopped eating and drinking and after a while that did the job), all has been rather busy and sad for a while, punctuated by my usual insomnia and the like. Strange year this one, lost five family members/friends so far - hopefully no more...
On the Bright Side™, I've started singing in a metal band, which is rather enjoyable and pleasantly cathartic. Raagh.
Freetime™ has been sorely limited due to people dying (grr) and he fact that Jaz is two, and is now enjoying pushing the boundaries, testing the water, being as pickley as possible n stuff. Which is fun but draining somewhat.
SPORESIDE
Well, we've been busy. So busy that we haven't got the time to explain. So please move along.
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| buried and adventuring |
[Mar. 24th, 2004|12:23 am] |
| [ | mood |
| | relaxed | ] |
| [ | music |
| | misfits - bullet | ] |
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Grointongs! I am Pogball, a Spore from the distant past. I, and my bretheren, reduced Kallus to tears of laughter on many occasions, through our divine incarnation as faces drawn onto golf balls.
REALSIDE
I buried my gran on Monday, she died on the 10th March, after some severe problems. I was on a vigil with her for a couple of days prior to her passing, it was very peaceful, although she was in a lot of pain before she was morphined and valiumed to the hilt, and very scared. I heard this and knew I had to travel to stay by her. She was unconscionus the majority of the time, but you could tell that in a few situations she had some awareness. Lots of hugs, kisses and hands held for two and a bit sleepless days (plus only one hours sleep before journeying to the hospital - I was a bit of an espresso and Pro-Plus junkie for a bit there). I did all I could to ease her passing to the Next Place™, and when she was gone I used some lavender oil to sooth her on her way.
She'll be sadly missed, but I know all is well and we'll meet again. So I'm happy for her in a sad kinda way :)
SPORESIDE
As a mark of respect, we danced for seven days and seven nights, and seven other things before consuming a vast amount of SporeJuice™ and slipping through several Realms, singing the songs of dimensional woopi nug.
Melon tastes fine in the springtime. Found Almost All the Secret Bananas™, so released a fair few million back into the cosmic undergrowth, to hide and spawn once more.
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| extra tobacco |
[Mar. 4th, 2004|02:33 am] |
| [ | mood |
| | stressed | ] |
| [ | music |
| | all about eve - the pearl fishermen | ] |
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I am Nicotine Spore. I have created a surprise package of baccy for Kallus, just as he though his supply was dwindling. Now he'll have to wait another month before giving up, he was almost prepared, but now he'll just have to hang on a little longer.
REALSIDE
Well, that was a surprise. I had about seven ciggies worth left, and stumbled across a packet of Golden Vag. Bah. I could throw it away, but my plan has been to smoke what I've got, when it's gone, it's gone. Bah.
One grandparent doing ok after surgery, but my gran is teetering again. Her femoral artery won't stop bleeding - she's had around twelve pints of blood today, followed by some kidney failure and more surgery. She's tough, but all that anaesthetic and morphine will be taking their toll somewhat... Bah.
Insomnia draining me, irritable and unmotivated today.
All my pens are broken.
Jaz has begun calling people lemurs.
SPORESIDE
We party, we sing, we ingest random objects and take photos of our distorted bodies.
Melon is on the up, and noodles are the flavour of the moment.
Found twenty-one Secret Bananas™
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| strum the humming plankton farm. |
[Feb. 20th, 2004|05:15 am] |
| [ | mood |
| | thoughtful | ] |
| [ | music |
| | helmet - speechless | ] |
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GYANOOOO!! I am JIPPITSpore and KAGALERTI I am in FWAOON charge of the newest and most ZIINGLLY sound effects. I can BWASSKILIATIX implant a specific EXPLOSIHUNNION into your cranial SMUUURGways, leaving you FWOONing with FROMPULENT *snuurge* for weeks on end. GOOPWAT LUNG LUNG IDWUMPER.
Please help me.
REALSIDE
Kallus slept for quite some time today, intense sleep deprivation now taking a bit of a toll. Seven months of 2-3 hour sleeps and now fizzing brainlock. Feeling better now, after a 6 hour snooze.
One day I may be able to function around people.
SPORESIDE
Stoned some dates, moved some crates, opend and closed some gates, smashed some plates and learned to roller skate.
Tomorrow we'll do things that rhyme with 'duck', with any luck.
Melon supplies dwindling, reports coming in of a cache off left in last Wednesday, under three discarded continuums. Found a third of a Secret Banana™. It was quickly eaten by Fwipper, as he was today's Lucky Trumpet Welder.
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| yo ho ho |
[Feb. 19th, 2004|04:52 am] |
| [ | mood |
| | sleepy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | machine head - message in a bottle | ] |
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Greetingtsh, I am Impediment Shpore. I shee many thingsh and find many factsh.
No-one takesh me sherioushly, ash I shound like I'm rather drunk.
REALSIDE
Kallus has been rather busy, as another of his grandparents is rather ill now. His grandfather had his prostate out today. He's in the same hospital as Kallus's gran, which is one good thing amongst many ungoodies.
Jaz is utterly obsessed by a small plastic pirate that she has named 'Yo Ho Ho'. Yo Ho Ho's best friend is another pirate, called 'Arrrr'. They seem to cuddle a lot.
SPORESIDE
We caused Kallus some discomfort today. He has some broken cartilage in his left ear, and we decided to twist it all round in the wrong direction. His ear hurts and feels wrong. We managed to use the new earform as a shelter from an unpleasant rabbit storm.
Trumpets trumping, buttons butting. Found seven hundred and forty three Secret Bananas™
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| An itchy scalp and raisins. |
[Feb. 10th, 2004|02:34 am] |
| [ | mood |
| | curious | ] |
| [ | music |
| | shpongle - it speaks | ] |
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I put sheep on sticks, I am the Cotton Bud Sporeling. Today I cleaned some ears.
REALSIDE
Kallus went to visit his gran in hospital yesterday, she may only have days left. She was still knocked out on morphine and the like, and had gained a vast array of tubes and machines around and inside her. The eyes taped shut was a nice touch. Kallus used alll the healing energies he could muster during the time he was there. She was peaceful, her aura was warm, there is nothing to fear.
Today, she's showing some signs of response - she moved to the direction of voices she knew. They've also lessend her meds, now it's all down to her and the Tao.
SPORESIDE
We posed for some wallpaper designs for Kallus's Sporepaper™ section, and then we all ate dates. When we were gorged, we began to exude them from our pores at high velocity. We managed to take out three rogue moons that had degenerating orbits. Fun.
Vibrant and highly polished, tinged with effervescence. Found seven Secret Bananas™
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| Liquid apples. |
[Feb. 6th, 2004|03:54 am] |
| [ | mood |
| | peaceful | ] |
| [ | music |
| | fsol - cascade | ] |
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Good morning, it's Insomnospore here again! I'm only just letting Kallus go to bed, haha.
REALSIDE
Had a good day with Jaz, she ran all the way to the post box and back, which is about half a mile. Which for an eighteen month old, is pretty good going! Got some free time in the evening, so remixed 'I Love Horses', a hilarious, catchy, irritating little ditty from a TV ad for a magazine for girls. To find out more go here...
SPORESIDE
Gargled lava, ran naked through haystacks of needles, fiddled with DNA structures with eyes closed. Day off, gotta have some hobbies.
Frond warmers nice and toasty, tendrils quite turgid. Found three Secret Bananas™
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| Sheep on a stick. |
[Feb. 5th, 2004|04:12 am] |
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| | exhausted | ] |
| [ | music |
| | boards of canada - chinook | ] |
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*crunch* I am Spinal Spore. Today I played with Kallus's spine. Now he has an achy back and I have three new kinds of dental floss to try out.
REALSIDE
Much playing with Jaz, as she's feeling better today. Kallus is slowly beating the lurg as well. His gran, on the other hand, is not doing as well, as she's lying in hospital with quite a bit of her missing. It seems that cancer has struck again, badly, and she's just had to have a colostomy and Badstuff cut out of her, including a tumour the size of a golf ball. She doesn't know, and is still unconscious. Not a great time at all.
SPORESIDE
Today was the Sporlympics. It was probably quite entertaining, but everyone was out at the Beach today and missed it. Even the competitors were at the Beach.
Reason? Fresh Melon Ice cream and a spectacular high tide in the nebula. Not to be missed.
Fronds warming, jumping things jumping. Found eighty-four Secret Bananas™
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| Zoobie's Birthingspore. |
[Feb. 2nd, 2004|05:44 am] |
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| | sleepy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | metallica - leper messiah | ] |
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Woop woop. I am Celebratory Spore. Yesterday was Zoobie's birthday and I provided a barrel of penguins in jelly to aid the worthy cause.
REALSIDE
Kallus enjoyed Zoobie's birthday, but the stream of visitors eventually took its toll on his brain, leaving him cranially zombified awhile.
Managed to get a bit of time to figure out how Spore Temple™ is eventually going to work. Realised I know much too little code. *kzzzzt*
SPORESIDE
Frondulon accidently duplicated a star system whilst cooking breakfast. His kitchenware is proving to be very experimental.
We're all a bit sleepy now after a melon binge. Found eight Secret Bananas™
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| The Insomnia Craze. |
[Jan. 30th, 2004|01:34 am] |
| [ | mood |
| | contemplative | ] |
| [ | music |
| | plastikman - pakard | ] |
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Mouhahaha, I am Insomnospore! Today Kallus has suffered badly, and it's all down to me! I get him good every day, but last nights lack of sleep finally did it. Broke his brain awhile and took him to a brand new world.
REALSIDE
'Enjoyed' lucid hallucinations of odd where everything should be documented - if you smile, you must peel it off and place it in a pile ready to be stapled and filed. Rays of light needed to be collected and arranged chromatically. Every spoken word had to be sliced thinly, stapled to the previous word, and piled up on the floor. Every 'cutting' felt like warm slimeless spam. After two hours of this all of Kallus's energy levels dropped and all that was left was music television and lentil soup.
Jaz almost better, Kallus at the epicentre of his lurg.
SPORESIDE
Created a new kind of thumb, dissected the Truth, and implanted a frozen yoghurt into a toy poodle. Got hungry, retrieved yoghurt, seeded thumb colony inside poodle, spliced yoghurt with Truth. Virtually fat free.
Urge to tidy something increasing, possibly melon. Found four Secret Bananas™
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| Macaroni Cheese Day. |
[Jan. 27th, 2004|02:30 am] |
| [ | mood |
| | chilled and jumpy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | the black dog - erb | ] |
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I don't know about you, but I feel better about things now. I am Quasi-Content Spore and I'm doing OK. I have caught Kallus's lurgy, and shall soon dissolve into light and music, but hey, my job is done, I'm mostly all right with it.
REALSIDE
Kallus's sister and mother went back home today, making Kallus's world a little easier to hold together, as he functions far better with minimal contact with people. T'was good to see them though, I'm not a total cnut.
Jaz and Kallus both feeling the effects of the lurg today, much sneezulating and cough-o-dooming puntuated the cries of 'ARRR' and 'Yo ho ho!' for a while (playing with the pirate ship again). Jaz eating better today (hurrah for macaroni cheese), which is a load off the mind. Zoobie (Missus Kallus) donated three lovely Rotring® pens to the cause of the Spores™ today, A big yay! for Zoobie.
SPORESIDE
We have found an octopus and we have learnt to communicate with it quite efficiently. We are constructing a large mechanised suit for it to wear on land. It has told us that lasers are fun. We agree.
The Eggplant™ released Spores toward fifteen different nebulae today, based on drunken spectral analysis.
Bouncing rapidly, Rather Chirpy. Found fourteen Secret Bananas™
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| Lurgy. |
[Jan. 26th, 2004|01:48 am] |
| [ | mood |
| | lethargic | ] |
| [ | music |
| | velvet acid christ - suicide picnic | ] |
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I am Lurgy Spore, and I am laughing. I have infected (through JaziSpore) Kallus's entire household with the choking lurg. I chortle at the vomit, I guffaw at the throat-tearing coughs, although I feel slightly worried as I seem to be displaying symptoms myself. I will soon be eaten by a grue, no doubt.
REALSIDE
Kallus found himself dragged, half-awake, to Weston 'Super' Mare this morn, where he proceeded to vomit a large quantity of saliva into a flower bed. Whether this was due to his lurgy infection or being in Weston, we shall never know. He bought some pirates for Jaz and showed her some fish. Yo ho ho.
I hate gift vouchers, and am fucked off with feeling so irritable around people, or possibly with having so many people around.
Kallus = Buccaneering Digital Hermit
SPORESIDE
Many new Spores have cascaded from Kallus's Oral Dimensionalyyy* Rift™ today, shaken through the portal by vigorous sneezing motions. We are happy to be here and shall multiply rapidly.
The evil spaceman stole a Secret Banana™ from Frondle today, but we laughed and laughed when he found out it was a bomb.
Entropy high, melon stocked up for the week. Found eighteen Secret Bananas™ (minus one bomb)
*there is a rift inside the Rift™ that adds three y's to the word 'dimensional'yyy.
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| The Quest. |
[Jan. 25th, 2004|02:21 am] |
| [ | mood |
| | restless | ] |
| [ | music |
| | cop shoot cop - feel good | ] |
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I am Seeking Spore, I sent Kallus on a quest today to uncover all the lost Spore treasures from the vast Interweb. It seems that he has been typing stuff about us for quite some time and has hidden traces of us all over the net.
After long hours of intense googling, his brain is slowing , we may allow him a few hours rest soon. Food, possibly.
REALSIDE
The Sporeling, Jaz, is still unwell. Today was cuddle day.
Kallus's mother came to visit. Kallus celebrated by taking her to Tesco to purchase some kettle descaler.
Feeling a bit low, lots of people around = involuntary panic mode, plus gaining Jaz's cold of doom.
SPORESIDE
Located many amusing Spore-related texts of yore, and shall presently use them to assemble the definitive Spore FAQ. Then shall attempt to place them in some form of readable order, so that all can read online in the soon-to-appear-on-the-site, Tales From The Spores™...
Infiltration set back slightly by Kallus's need to clean out Ogwa and Agoo, the Spore Bunnies.
Enthusiasm good, energy levels low, must locate melon supplies. Found seven Secret Bananas™
The Daily Spore™ has been updated. We are inside all your brains.
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| It begins... |
[Jan. 24th, 2004|03:39 am] |
| [ | mood |
| | drained | ] |
| [ | music |
| | four tet - glue of the world | ] |
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Well, it's stupidly early Saturday morning, I am Knackulated Spore.
REALSIDE
Been a busy week - Kallus tired after looking after Jaz (17 month old daughter), who's caught some kind of lurgy. Brain reeling from mind things and body some kind of stress magnet. Creativity high.
Began this log, felt like sharing something (unknown) for a while, seemed like a plan. See how it goes.
SPORESIDE
Much good in the Frondular depths, several images and anims made, capturing the moments the Spores share with entity Kallus.
Infiltration going as planned.
Friendliness high, melon supplies are good. Found twelve Secret Bananas™
The Daily Spore™ documents many of our adventures. We are real. We are so real.
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